That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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