Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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