She just used a chaser for red wine.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
