Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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