Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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