i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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