there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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