Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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