Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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