Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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