She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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