I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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