idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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