I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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