): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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