she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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