I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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