We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
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