yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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