your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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