I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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