the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Randomize
