You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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