Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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