just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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