why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
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