3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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