Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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