sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
The dick lei will go down in squad history
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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