And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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