trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
