I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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