there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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