we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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