marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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