Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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