your thong is hanging out like whoa
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
he's gonorrhea incarnate
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
i believe in u and ur pee
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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