so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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