spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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