Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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