If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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