i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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