I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
he fucked my hip out of place.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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