I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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