My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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