She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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