Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
