When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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