i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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