I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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