he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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