I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I know her cup size but not her name....
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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