THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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