Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
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