Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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