margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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