i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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