It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
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