I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
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